You Gerk!

“Mom, you need to yell at Will. He’s acting like a total jerk…a jerk with a capital “G”! Jay-8

He said it with such conviction that I didn’t have the heart to correct him. In fact, it’s certainly possible that he might be on to some new urban trend here in the suburbs. Maybe “Gerk with a capital G” can be added to the list of urban favorites used among suburban boys, who can’t dance and don’t have a clue. Words, such as cuz, boyz, dat, dawg, phat, wassup, wuddup and wit.  Wud da ya think?


A mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity.
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15 Responses to You Gerk!

  1. mema says:

    Look at “new math” and you’ll understand how jerk can be spelled with a G – makes perfect sense to me.


  2. Woman Wielding Words says:

    I love it. I know plenty of Gerks! To me they are different than Jerks.


  3. Sandi Ormsby says:

    in our home, “the benote” has awesome control powers. She or he that has the benote in hand, controls the tv.

    Lake Forest, CA


  4. Bearman says:

    Sounds like someone is trying to give us an excuse for being a lazy parent..haha


  5. Don’t forget thuggary….my suburban boys (boyz) are constantly talking about thuggary, swag and fittin’ a.


  6. Hahaha…
    I’d better excuse myself from this one…
    if my Gerk of a spell-check doesn’t catch it, I’m in trouble! 🙂


  7. richripley says:

    Our youngest daughter had a severe “Cindy Brady” lisp for a couplea years. You had to listen very carefully when she was a toddler. A restaurant that she used to like was called “Royal Fork” but when she’d pronounce it, it came out as “YallowF_ck”. You can imagine my Mother-in-laws expression as Macy ran around the room yelling “YallowF_ck!! YallowF_ck!!”. A translation was quickly supplied. (I think this is a blog idea for me. CRAP!!)


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