You Wish Your Porsche Was My Lamborghini

“Jay, the most expensive Lamborghini is more expensive than the most expensive Ferrari, which is more expensive than the most expensive Porsche…it’s true.” Will-10

“Will, I would definitely rather have the most expensive Lamborghini than the most expensive Ferrari.” Jay-8

“Me too, Jay. If for some reason I couldn’t get a Lamborghini, I’d get a Ferrari, but if I couldn’t get a Ferrari, I’d get a Porsche.” Will-10

“Will, I’m not even interested in a Porsche because they’re really not that rare. The Lamborghini is really rare…probably why I’ve never even seen one. That’s why when I grow-up, I might get a job making Lamborghini’s. I bet that would get me like a million bucks and probably a free Lamborghini.” Jay-8 

“Jay, I don’t think that’s right. The guys that build the good stuff don’t always get paid the most money. I think it’s the guys who think up the ideas for the good stuff that get all the money and drive the Lamborghini’s.” Will-10  


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19 Responses to You Wish Your Porsche Was My Lamborghini

  1. These kids have lofty goals! I hope they don’t end up driving a Ford Escort or something when they’re finally old enough to drive. What a letdown that would be!!


  2. johncerickson says:

    Dang! Will has already cracked the code of big business! Kid’s gonna be a real tycoon.


  3. Din says:

    Hi Nancy!
    We’re out here vacationing in Portland (OR) and yesterday at the Farmers Market, there was a Car Show. Our kids saw their first Lamborgini cars among Ferrari’s and Austin Healey’s. Cool stuff. Thought of you guys!


  4. MeMa says:

    Hey, what’s with this working a car assembly line? What happened to the basketball, baseball, ninja, rapper gig? I was promised a lambroghini and I want it!


  5. Wow, I was just having that exact same conversation with a friend of mine. That and the one about whether Johnny Depp or George Clooney is better.


  6. Lisa (Woman Wielding Words) says:

    I love that Will has recognized that it is better to be the idea man!


  7. jacquelincangro says:

    This sounds like something they heard on the bus. 😉


  8. Tony McGurk says:

    Looks like Will’s destined to become the CEO of some multinational company as he has it all worked out.


  9. Hahaha…
    How about a FLYING LAMBO!
    Now I can sit back and watch the cash roll in…


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