Boy, You’ve Got No Heart!

“Mom,  I think I’ve got a problem…What does it mean when you check for your pulse and it’s not there? Mine’s been gone for a few days. Is that bad?  Jay-8   


A mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity.
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22 Responses to Boy, You’ve Got No Heart!

  1. When I was little, and I first understood about how hearts beat, I remember spending a couple days worrying that my heart would stop beating. The pulse thing, wow, I never thought about that. Uh oh.


  2. O. Leonard says:

    Jay, that’s definitely bad. But don’t worry, I can never find my pulse either and I’m still alive. Too funny.


  3. johncerickson says:

    Jeez, just don’t let his siblings find out! Next thing you know, they’ll have him convinced he’s a robot, or zombie, or who knows what. Now, if he couldn’t hear his own heartbeat, well, I suppose I could loan you some Spock ears, just to mess with his mind! 😀


  4. I’m actually more scared when I accidentally find mine (I always expect I’m going to find something weird… like my pulmonary system is just way too into Lady Gaga, or something…)


  5. Tony McGurk says:

    It’s definitely not good. 911 people, 911!!!


  6. Lisa (Woman Wielding Words) says:

    My pulse is very hard to find, so he is in good company. We are the walking dead. 🙂


  7. jsh0608 says:

    Uh oh, you better get him checked out mom…hehe :0)


  8. frigginloon says:

    Sheez, I haven’t had a pulse since 1984!


  9. Priceless quips from children. Ha..ha.. It’s these small moments that give us something to blog about. Thank God for children and husbands! 😉


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