It’s All About The Wand

“Mom, it’s not like I want to get married because girls are weird, but if you made me, I’d probably pick Emma Watson. You know her, she’s that Hermione girl from Harry Potter. She seems like she’d be ok. Plus, I hear she got to keep the wand.”  Jay-8 

I’m thrilled he has his priorities straight. Maybe we can use the wand to clean up the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner.


A mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity.
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12 Responses to It’s All About The Wand

  1. johncerickson says:

    His taste is pretty good, though I have to say, if the most important thing to him is wand retention, he might need a few more years to learn how to appreciate the … “non-wand” … features she brings to the table. 😉
    (And thank you SO much, I now have that old song “Do you believe in magic/In a young girl’s heart” running through my head. I’ll be sure to repay you with either Barry Manilow, or the Village People, whichever is more appropriate to the time of my revenge! 😀 )


    • Oh God…please not Barry Manilow’s Copacabana. I’ll have to hunt you down! 😉
      I’m keeping my fingers crossed on him snagging Emma Watson. That wand would make my life a lot easier.


      • johncerickson says:

        “Her name was Lola/She was a showgirl/With yellow feathers in her hair/And a dress cut down to here”. :p 😀
        And much to my shame, I quoted that from memory.


        • …”She would merengue and do the cha-cha” Ugh…looks like I’ll be singing that today while doing school shopping. It should make me pretty popular in the mini-van….”Mom, what in the heck are you singing? Please stop. You’re embarrassing us.” 😉


  2. Welcome back, Y.A.W.! I hope you had a wonderful time (and that no one farted on your waffles)! Of course, if they did, that wand might prove fairly useful…


  3. It looks like your son is into read-heads.
    Trouble ahead 🙂


  4. Tori Nelson says:

    Hahaha! Smart dude. I’m just glad he didn’t mention a Paris Hilton.


  5. derekberry says:

    Your son has serious competition. She’s makes magic in my heart.


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