You Smelt It, You Dealt It!

“Jay, I think I’m pretty lucky that I never have to fart at school.” Will-10

“Not me, man…when I accidentally fart in school, I just make a surprised face and look at the kid next to me.” Jay-8

You’ve got to look out for yourself…it’s a tough world out there.



A mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity.
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46 Responses to You Smelt It, You Dealt It!

  1. Such wisdom at such a tender age. If he can master that trick, he is so far ahead of the game.


  2. Lisa (Woman Wielding Words) says:

    What do you do if there’s nobody next to you?


  3. This is the exact same tactic my husband uses…hmm…


  4. I think Jay has quite a future ahead of him. 🙂


  5. madtante says:

    I’m a giggle-box and farts are some of the funniest things going (and I’ll be 40 soon)! I could *never* pass something on like that; however, ex-BFF was a cheerleader and when they were stretching out, she passed that off on one of the most popular girls, which was a feat considering she was the “base” of the group.


  6. John Erickson says:

    Hey, when there’s no one immediately close to blame, that’s when knowing where the empty rooms comes in handy. Or which stairwells are infrequently used. Or which broom closets the old janitor repeatedly forgets to lock.
    At least, that’s what I heard on the bus….


  7. I can’t deny it…
    you’ve supplied some great laughs with this one, Y.A.W.!


  8. jacquelincangro says:

    Isn’t there a saying…he who farts last, farts best. Or something farts best.


  9. Lenore Diane says:

    Jay would meet his match if he were ever sitting next to Joe. Joe would call him out immediately … “Why are you looking at me? I didn’t do that – you did.” Joe calls Charlie out all the time – then again, Charlie calls Joe out. Come to think of it, I call Rob out. We’re all out in our house. (smile) Well, I’m not out. I don’t do that sort of thing.


  10. Neeks says:

    Aw just walk down a crowded hallway and let ‘er rip. Everybody will think everybody else did it.


  11. MC/Curtis says:

    I’m farting right now! Who can I blame it on?
    It was Bearman!


  12. This is precisely why it’s good to have Wonderbutt around. Although, it is usually him…


  13. msmouse7 says:

    LOL — when I was a kid, the saying was “he who smelt it, dealt it.” Of course then you would have to argue the point. So bottom line (pun intended), I’m with Jay.


  14. Deborah the Closet Monster says:

    HAHAHAH. I think this is my favorite post yet! That concluding thought is pure, succinct win. 😀


  15. For some strange reason I see politics in that kids future.


  16. frigginloon says:

    I don’t know. I kinda have to test my farts to make sure it isn’t going to be a noisy one. The silent ones are OK, because you have a 50/50 chance of blaming someone else. One must avoid wet ones at all costs 😦


  17. Grasping the “pass the buck” mentality at an early age. He’ll make a great customer service rep. 🙂


  18. Tony McGurk says:

    Always blame someone else. That’s what dogs are good for. Was that you? Nah it musta been the dog…


  19. this kid might be a future politician. continue…


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