“Jay, I think I’m pretty lucky that I never have to fart at school.” Will-10
“Not me, man…when I accidentally fart in school, I just make a surprised face and look at the kid next to me.” Jay-8
You’ve got to look out for yourself…it’s a tough world out there.
Young American Wisdom 
Such wisdom at such a tender age. If he can master that trick, he is so far ahead of the game.
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When in doubt…blame it on someone else. Works every time. 😉
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What do you do if there’s nobody next to you?
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This reminds me of the age old question, “If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around, does it make any sound?”. Hmmnn…….
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Good question, but I was referring to the loud unintentional fart that clearly comes from your direction when you were the only person in that part of the room. I suppose you could always blame it on your invisible friend. 🙂
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Then nothing to worry about…right?
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If you fart and there’s no one around to hear it, is it really a fart? Where’s a philosopher when you need one?
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Get out of there fast!
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This is the exact same tactic my husband uses…hmm…
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Hahaha! That’s what I was thinking. He’s gone so far as to blame an across-the-street car exhaust before. I don’t remember car fumes smelling like Taco Bell 😦
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Mine too…the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. 😉
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I think Jay has quite a future ahead of him. 🙂
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Testing Lysol. 😉
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Excellent.
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Thanks, BrainRants. Fart jokes are funny no matter how old you are.
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I’m a giggle-box and farts are some of the funniest things going (and I’ll be 40 soon)! I could *never* pass something on like that; however, ex-BFF was a cheerleader and when they were stretching out, she passed that off on one of the most popular girls, which was a feat considering she was the “base” of the group.
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Madtante, thanks for reading! I’m glad to know that we share a fondness for juvenile humor.
Hilarious story…thanks for sharing. 🙂
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Hey, when there’s no one immediately close to blame, that’s when knowing where the empty rooms comes in handy. Or which stairwells are infrequently used. Or which broom closets the old janitor repeatedly forgets to lock.
At least, that’s what I heard on the bus….
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You could always just blame the bus driver. 😉
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I can’t deny it…
you’ve supplied some great laughs with this one, Y.A.W.!
🙂
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Juvenile and inappropriate, but funny. Happy to give you a laugh while you move. 🙂
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Isn’t there a saying…he who farts last, farts best. Or something farts best.
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He who farts best, farts last. 😉
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Jay would meet his match if he were ever sitting next to Joe. Joe would call him out immediately … “Why are you looking at me? I didn’t do that – you did.” Joe calls Charlie out all the time – then again, Charlie calls Joe out. Come to think of it, I call Rob out. We’re all out in our house. (smile) Well, I’m not out. I don’t do that sort of thing.
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Girls make bubbles and poop roses. They are nothing like those nasty, stinky boys.
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If you ask John Erickson, it’s best to keep the farts in the closet. 😉
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Aw just walk down a crowded hallway and let ‘er rip. Everybody will think everybody else did it.
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…safety in numbers, right?
Neeks, thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed the nonsense and inappropriate humor.
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I’m farting right now! Who can I blame it on?
It was Bearman!
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I think Bearman just blamed that one on Friggin Loon.
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This is precisely why it’s good to have Wonderbutt around. Although, it is usually him…
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I’m not sitting too close to anyone named Wonderbutt with out a gas mask. 😉
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LOL — when I was a kid, the saying was “he who smelt it, dealt it.” Of course then you would have to argue the point. So bottom line (pun intended), I’m with Jay.
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Or, if you feeling really classy there’s…”He who denied it, supplied it.” 😉
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HAHAHAH. I think this is my favorite post yet! That concluding thought is pure, succinct win. 😀
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I have to keep things short and sweet. I have the attention span of a 5-year-old these days. 😦
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For some strange reason I see politics in that kids future.
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Pass the buck and blame someone else. 😉
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I don’t know. I kinda have to test my farts to make sure it isn’t going to be a noisy one. The silent ones are OK, because you have a 50/50 chance of blaming someone else. One must avoid wet ones at all costs 😦
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Sadly, there’s not much chance of blaming someone else if you leave a trail.
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Grasping the “pass the buck” mentality at an early age. He’ll make a great customer service rep. 🙂
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…or a politician. 😉
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Always blame someone else. That’s what dogs are good for. Was that you? Nah it musta been the dog…
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They always look guilty anyway…poor dogs.
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this kid might be a future politician. continue…
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God, I hope not! 😉
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