“Mom, here’s the thing I don’t understand about school…how come only the teachers get the comfy chairs? I think I would learn a lot better if I had a comfy chair, too.” Jay-8
I think the kid’s got a point. Right this very second, I am sitting in an extremely uncomfortable chair and I can’t think of a single witty thing to write. I’ve got nothing. Maybe this comfy chair theory should be tested. Here’s what I propose…
1) All students should have a comfy chair. No more uncomfortable, wooden, straight-backed chairs. I want plush, cushy, comfy chairs in all the classrooms.
2) The green vinyl seating on all school buses should be replaced with high-quality, genuine leather, reclining seats.
3) Cafeteria benches should be covered in plush cushions, preferably made with polyester fabric for easy clean-up.
4) All toilet seats should be replaced with state-of-the-art, padded, anti-bacterial seats with optional heating controls.
5) Auditorium seating should be updated to meet current chiropractic standards. Movie theater style seats made of memory foam, including lumbar support, should be considered.
This may be the key to increased performance on state standardized testing, better behavior, longer attention spans, higher GPA’s and increased college-acceptance rates.
Let me ask you, are you sitting in a comfy chair?
I’d be happy if there were more leg room in the school bus.
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How much time do you spend on school buses?
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We don’t currently have that problem. There are a few children in this house that are vertically challenged.
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I definitely work best while sitting on the sofa. Although by “work” in this instance I think I mean sleep, relax, procrastinate…. 🙂
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We’re all exhausted after the holidays. Go ahead and relax…you have my permission. 😉
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Jay is right on the money!
Yes, at the moment, I am sitting on a comfy couch. However, between you, me and the blogosphere, the chair I use at my boss’ house is awful!
Your proposed chairs sound very comfy, Nancy. Perhaps too comfy – I am feeling a nap coming on.
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Do you think your boss would be insulted if you show up with your own chair?
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Hmmm. That could be an award (contest of good behavior) there’s a weekly winner where on Friday’s they get to sit in the teacher’s chair (or offer it up to someone of their choice in the class!)
Do you hear that teachers? Perfect “reward” system! 🙂
Sandi
http://www.ahhsome.wordpress.com
lake Forest, CA USA
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I bet the kids would love to take turns pushing each other around the room in the teacher’s chair…resulting in numerous trips to the school nurse. 😉
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I am sitting on my comfy couch. That is where most of my blog posts are inspired. Contrary to popular belief it is not the toilet.
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Some people do their best thinking on the toilet. 😉
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I think all school cafeterias should have a “restaurant” style feel. Seating for about 5 around the table, comfy chairs and a wait staff. It may actually teach kids how to act in a restaurant instead of like little monsters.
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Will they have to leave a tip?
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Not on a comfy chair at the moment. Jay has a good point. How many kids backs have been ruined by bad sitting posture? These kids sit on uncomfy chairs all day, 5 days a week.
Ha Ha!!! I just noticed the “Hotdog/dead dog” remark in the sidebar
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If I had to sit in one of those chairs all day long, I might need to be hospitalized.
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boy, are your taxes gonna skyrocket!!!!!
forget the Comfy Chair. Cardinal Biggles…poke her with the soft cushions!!!!!
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I had to google Cardinal Biggles. Shame on me…I need to catch up on my Monty Python quotes.
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This is actually a very well organized conspiracy to keep us all from falling asleep on the job. Man, if I had one of those ergonomic, massaging, cushy chairs at work, I’d never get anything done.
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True, but think of how well rested you’d feel.
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I got comfy chairs for the classroom I teach in. The problem is that the students lean back and go to sleep….
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I hope you’re stocked up on antibacterial wipes to wipe up all the drool. 😉
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No, I am sitting in a hardback kitchen table chair. If I was sitting in a comfy chair I’d probably be asleep and not reading your blog.
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Then stay in the hardback chair. I need the readers. 😉
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Dang…I just THOUGHT I was sitting comfy till I saw what comfy really is!
=)
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The chair goes with your tiara. Order a throne for the office.
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Interestingly enough, I am a teacher with a comfy chair. That I never get to sit in. I’m more than happy to let me students sit in it, except they try to whirl themselves around until they launch. I’m all for comfy chairs as long as they do not rotate!
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I imagine the school nurse would not appreciate the increase in visits due to chair launching injury.
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She is a little bit fussy about that.
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I think parents ought to be allowed to buy chairs for their kids to take to school, from a catologue of accepted models that do not encourage rotation, launching, rocking, squeeking or snoozing. The student could just take the chair with them through the years and replace as they grew. Keeps taxes down. I know, i know, some kids will not be able to afford chairs. Nothing like a community service program to help raise funds, and give kids a direct experience between work and gains. It definitly got me thinking. I had a bad back at a young age, and those hard wooden school chairs were awful.
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Have you considered running for President? You have my vote. 😉
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The problem with giving everyone comfy chairs is that they’ll never get out of them! And we’re already much too inactive. You’re supposed to think better on your feet anyway, so I say make the kids stand!
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Good point! I can imagine them laying all over the playground at recess because they’re all too damn lazy and out of shape to go down the slide.
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i am…and i agree with the kid 100%. i failed the astronaut test because on the question “on an 8 man space mission how many bathrooms should there be?” my answer was, of course, 8. what else? if we can’t have a comfy chair than all is lost…all! full marks to Jay…(and you to Nancy.) continue…
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I completely agree with your answer. Who wants to share a bathroom, let alone pee in their spacesuit.
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Comfy chairs should know, no discrimination!
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Hear, hear!
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Oh wow, I just realized I need one also.
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Comfy chairs for everyone!
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As an aging Grandma, it doesn’t matter what chair I’m in, I have trouble getting out!
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How about a mobility chair for your birthday? 😉
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