Who’s Hiding In Your Closet?

“Mom, now that I’m bigger, I don’t worry about ninjas coming in my window at night. I just worry about bad guys with chain saws in my closet.”  Jay-9

What keeps you up at night?

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40 Responses to Who’s Hiding In Your Closet?

  1. ryoko861 says:

    Now what on earth would cause him to worry about THAT?

    Is he watching too much Jason? (is that the dude with the chainsaw?)


  2. Butch Dean says:

    My imagination left over from childhood…still hearing them noises…and wondering.


  3. Dad says:

    Jay coming in to tell me there are bad guys with chain saws in his closet.


  4. O. Leonard says:

    Everything. I worry about everything. Everything keeps me up at night. Well, except bad guys with chain saws in my closet.


  5. Deborah the Closet Monster says:

    I love all your posts, but I find this one especially pleasing. :p

    — The Closet Monster


  6. Damn. Another thing to fear in my closet in addition to clothes that no longer fit me.


  7. I SO KNEW it.
    I’m totally getting a nightlight now.


  8. muddledmom says:

    When I was a kid, I was afraid someone was going to put screws in my ears when I was asleep. WTF? I don’t know where that thought came from. I still can’t sleep without covering my ears with my blankets.


  9. goeber says:

    Nice drawing. 🙂


  10. Well, now, in addition to the other things that keep me up, I have to worry about Ninjas coming in the window and chain saw killers in the closet. Thanks. 😉


  11. HAHA!! I SO know that feeling!

    I swear when I was about Jay’s age I could hear stuff in my closet. But Lord knows it was so jam packed with “stuff” there’s no way anyone or anything could survive in there.

    But I’m telling you…I could hear it. =)


  12. Lenore Diane says:

    I haven’t a clue who or what is hiding in my closet. Sunday morning I found a black pair of shoes I hadn’t seen in over a year. Whatever is hiding in my closet – I hope it will tidy the place up a bit.

    Great picture!


  13. Jackie Cangro says:

    Reggie’s snoring keeps me up at night!


  14. Spectra says:

    I guess that’s the downside of having a childish imagination. If only he believed their were hundreds of tiny fairies in there bringing him money and hiding it inside his shoes and pants pockets.


  15. John Erickson says:

    I don’t fear the guy in the closet. I have a bigger horror – hyper cats that MUST play-wrestle at 4:45am EVERY FREAKIN’ MORNING!!! 😯
    By the by, can I borrow the chainsaw guy? I got some firewood to cut up. I’ll even trade you some cats! 😀


  16. I just want to know where the ninjas went. Are they waiting outside my window, now?


  17. Jessica says:

    Sometimes I just have to make sure the kids are still here and breathing… three or four times.


  18. Fallen behind again…story of my life. Will catch up soon. 🙂


  19. Tony McGurk says:

    Message for Jay: Lock your closet door then the bad guys will suffocate on their chainsaw’s exhaust fumes.


  20. George says:

    Invisible spiders seem to be the basis of my midnight phobias.


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