“Mom, check this out. I’ve decided if I’m ever in an epic rap battle, this is what I’ll call myself…
By the way, see that kid on the playground with the red hair? The one that’s wearing the yellow SpongeBob shirt and Batman backpack? Well, he just might be the world’s best rapper.”
Young American Wisdom 
Life is judged according to your back pack! It’s important! I wonder what people would think about a Tinkerbell one?
“Fat Beans” isn’t bad! Has merit!
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I guess that all depends on who’s wearing it. 😉
By the way, Jay is skinny as a rail and might be one of the smallest kids in the 3rd grade. He’s going to have to start beefing up if he wants the name to fit.
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Congrats. You’re surrounded by child prodigies….
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I’m waiting for the money to start pouring in. Any minute now, right?
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Beans beans,
Good for your heart,
the more you eat,
the more you fart
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My kids favorite song. Well, that and the latest inappropriate LFMAO song. I’d rather listen to Beans Beans!
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Brian McKnight??
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I once worked with a guy named Neil McKnight. Any relation?
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You obviously haven’t seen the video he recently released.
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No, I haven’t, but now you’ve spiked my curiosity. I’m assuming it will be cringe-worthy.
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Oh! My! God! And here I’m thinking, “This guy looks innocent enough. How bad could this video be?”
I think Brian McKnight has been reading 50 Shades of Grey.
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Keep that. It’s going to be worth money some day.
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I hope so because someone needs to pay for these kids to go to college. Three kids in college at the same…Lord, help us! Poor planning on our part. 😦
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No, bearmancartoons, it goes: “Beans, Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.”
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I forgot about that one! Music to my ears. 😉
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Fat Bean Slim?
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After a few months on Slim Fast. 😉
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Nancy, I hope you are saving/framing some of his artwork. The kid’s got talent. 🙂
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Aw, thanks! Jay is the artist in the family.
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Beans can rock a lot of things.
Why not a mic?
🙂
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I heard there’s a kid on the bus that can fart his ABC’s. Now that’s talent.
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Given their reputation shouldn’t it read Fart Beans???
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How about Farty Fat Beans? Although, he might get booed off the stage.
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Ok, the lunchlady thing I think I saw that on 60 minutes, it’s 100% true. The Braided Armpit hair and the house key, my mom does that. Which is why I learned to break into the house through the bathroom window. I was inspired by Abby Road to do so and worked out for me.
This blog continues to entertain, Well done!
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Thanks, Sank. Your story about breaking in through the bathroom window reminds me of my husband. He’s the youngest of 6 kids, 5 boys & 1 girl. He tells a story about how his mother would lock them out of the house in the summer. He and his brothers would sneak back in the house through the bathroom window without her knowing. I used to think that was a horrible story…and then I had kids. 😉
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Much better than being called Has Beans…
Yes I know it was a rubbish joke but it’s all
I could think of at the time 🙂 lol
Androgoth XXx
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“Has Beans”…very clever! 😉
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