“Mom, when I grow up, I’m gonna marry a girl that likes to drink a lot of
beer.”
At least he has goals. Happy Friday, everyone. Cheers!
Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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just like mom….
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LMAO!!!!!
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He added that he’d like a girl “like the girl from the Titanic after she met Jack, not before.”
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At least we’ll have something in common.
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I like a guy aiming for a girl who drinks beer. Girls who drink wine are high maintenance. Wait. Did I just type that out loud?
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I hardly heard a click. 😉
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HA! My son is always saying “happily ever after” anytime anything ends these days. I’m pretty sure that’s not what he’s picturing. 😀
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Awww! Those were the good old days when a baggie of goldfish crackers and a sippy cup of diluted apple juice was casue for celebration! 🙂
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Dude, right now my diet is so restricted I am eating baby food. With every bite, I can’t remember how excited Li’l D got about all of it. The stuff is barely edible! Or maybe I just need to find my little kid excitement. :p
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The bananas always seemed to be the most appealing. Hang in there!
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Is that because he has seen what trouble wine drinking wives are?
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He must have spied my recycling bin.
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(GASP!) Having a girl who will raid your beer supply? Heresy! A guy’s gotta have SOMETHING he can call his own! 😀 (And feel free to ignore me, ’cause I haven’t drank alcohol in over 25 years, so I’m talkin’ out my own butt! 😉 )
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How about tools? Screw drivers, hammers and saws, that’s the stuff he can call his own. 😉
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it’s all about priorities
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…and being the designated driver.
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D.L.O.B…
it’s gotta be a thing, right?!
🙂
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Let’s make a thing…”Have you seen that girl put ’em away? She sure is a D.L.O.B!”
It’s catchy. 😉
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