He No Speak Chinese

Me:  Alright! Which one of you thought it would be a good idea to smear your dirty fingersdirty feet all over the inside of my car windows? You know, the same car windows I just cleaned?

Will:  Oh, that? That was me, but they’re not smears from my fingers.

Me:  They’re not?

Will:  Nope. They’re pretend Chinese words I wrote with my sweaty toes.

Happy Friday, everyone!  May your weekend be free of sweaty feet.

Kuàilè xīngqíwǔ
Happy Friday translated into Chinese. I think.

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15 Responses to He No Speak Chinese

  1. ryoko861 says:

    Did you write that salutation with your sweaty toes? Sweet…..


  2. dad says:

    You should have asked what the pretend words were. Any guesses?


  3. Lenore Diane says:

    I’d share this gem with my boys, but I’d rather they not get any ideas. The battle of the fingers on the windows is hard enough.


  4. Keep ’em coming, Nancy.


  5. Well, you know… the thought was there, I’m sure…
    it’s probably just that a little something always gets lost in the translation…


  6. miamamma35 says:

    Awesome post. This made me “LOL”….even though I HATE that acronym.


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