“Mom, you look like some sort of strange spider monkey in oversized
sunglasses and your armpits smell like the airport bar in the Philadelphia Airport, you know the one with the really good cheese fries? But you know what? I actually think it’s working for you.”
There’s nothing like a compliment from a 13-year-old girl to boost your self-esteem. Have I mentioned that I’m thinking about creating my own line of perfume? Happy Mother’s Day, everyone!
Young American Wisdom 
What is AKDoing smelling your armpits? I thought that odor was rotten Easter eggs! I guess I have to spend more time in airport bars.
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You gotta live with her. Remember, some day she’ll be picking out your nursing home.
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Like my mother always says, “I plan on living long enough to be a burden.” š
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You are aware of the family gene pool, so you know that that isn’t an idle threat.š
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I know, that’s why we finished the basement. š
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I need to spend more time in airport bars…preferably without children. š
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Shoot, I had some great, witty (okay, so-so witty) response in mind, and now I’m just laughing my head off at my two predecessors! š
And a Happy Mother’s Day to all!
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Thanks, John! Hoping you and your lovely wife have a wonderful weekend!
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Hope you have a sweet-smelling Mother’s Day, Nancy! You totally deserve it. š
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Thank you, Jackie! Except for when Will unknowingly dragged dog poop into the house on the bottom of his shoe, the day was pretty sweet-smelling. š
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How much time does your daughter spend in the airport bar?
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Let’s just say, I sometimes feel a little stressed out when traveling with the entire family. š
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Hahaha! Well… not everyone can pull it off! And I should know!
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It sounds a bit on the whiffy side to me
but you managed it well i think š š lmao
Have fun today Nancy š
Andro xxxx
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