The Antisocial Extrovert


“Mom, here’s the problem…you guys spend way too much time worrying imageabout my math grades when the real problem here is that math makes me feel antisocial. And really, you don’t want my conversations in life to be about vertices & finding the product of 36, do you? Nobody wants to talk about that kinda crap. That stuff makes kids like me feel sad inside. And when I feel sad inside, it makes me antisocial. And honestly, I don’t really think you want that kinda life for me.”

If you let him talk long enough, you actually find yourself agreeing with his convoluted theories. Parenting is exhausting.




A mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity.
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10 Responses to The Antisocial Extrovert

  1. memaw says:

    He’s convinced me!


  2. dad says:

    If nothing else, SNL should hire him to write the deep thoughts…..


  3. I think Dad is on to something.


  4. knitwit1980 says:

    I have to agree with him.


  5. I agree….don’t talk about math..just do it.


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