“Mom, I think the school is a terrible cook. I seriously think they barf and then form it into whatever they are serving for the day.” Will-10
“Mom, if you’re wondering why I’m sitting here it’s because Daddy put me in time out for accidentally farting on Will.” Jay-8
“Hey Will, get this…when I accidentally fart in school I just make a surprised face and look at the kid next to me.” Jay-8
“Jay, close your eyes and give me your hand…ok, do you feel that? Now tell me, do you think that’s a real booger or a fake booger?” Will-9
“Jay, how in the heck can that kid on the bus fart an entire song?…”I don’t know Will, but I think he should be in the world record books. The best I can do is burp my ABC’s.”
“Mom, there’s a sea of pee on the bathroom floor and it’s not my fault.” Jay-8
“Hey Will, check out this picture. Look closely…do you see that booger hanging out of my nose? Pretty awesome, huh? I can’t believe we never noticed that before!” Jay-8
Young American Wisdom 
Okay, I’m laughing my head off.
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I truly never thought I’d grow-up to write about boogers, farts & wedgies. Sadly, this has become my reality. 😉
Thanks so much for popping in and for taking the time to comment!
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Oh dear. Too funny. My boys are 5 and 3, but thanks for the preview. Sort of. My 3 yr old let out a huge burp the other day, and said “I am a big boy – that was a grown up burp!” :0
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Somehow I’ve missed this…
Thanks so much for reading. I hate to say this, but this might be your future. For some reason, burps are always hilarious.
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One time, when my son was five, he was convinced that God was Japanese. I thought that was pretty gross.
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I take it your not a fan of Sashimi.
Thanks for reading.
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Okay, would you please hide a video camera in your purse and just follow these kids around? Turn it into a series, and I’ll watch it every week. Promise.
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…and then I’ll get a gig on TLC and be asked to be on Dancing With The Stars. Thanks for the vote, Broken Pen! I hope you’ll keep reading.
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Okay and I thought scraping dog poop off my poor darling dog “abbeys” little butt @ 3:00am was gross! Sorry..No kids to compare what is more gross(kid poop or dog poop) I think at that time of the morning… poop is poop! Gross is gross. However you win! 🙂
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Welcome, Kellie! Thanks so much for reading. I agree, poop is poop and always gross, but mildly fascinating to young boys. I just don’t get it. 😉
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This is one of those crappy, smelly, disgusting,
horrid postings isn’t it, or is it just just stinky for short? 🙂
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Sorry about the st…st…st… stutter 😦 lol
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