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Monthly Archives: May 2012
Jayisms
“Mom, I’m thinking about starting my own blog. I’ve got a lot of important stuff to say.” “Oh, really?” “Yeah, but I’m having a hard time picking a title. If you let me, this is what I’m thinking… 1. My Stupid Sister … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged humor, Jayisms, kids, life, nonsense, parenting, Siblings, Young American Wisdom
22 Comments
My Son the Circus Freak
“Mom, when I grow up, I might get a job taking care of monkeys. I’ll keep one for myself and name him Bananas, then I’ll dress him up in a tuxedo and make him drive around town in a little toy … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged funny kid quotes, humor, kids, parenting, Young American Wisdom
13 Comments
Best Day Ever
“Mom, today was the best day of my life. Three great things happened at school today. First, I found a bunch of money randomly laying on the ground, so I picked it up and spent it at the school store. Second, I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged funny kid quotes, humor, kids, life, parenting, Young American Wisdom
19 Comments
Long Term Plans In Shorts
“Mom, when I grow up, I’m gonna have a pool and to make it really fun, I’ll put a diving board on my roof. I’m also gonna have a butler who plays video games with me and packs me lobster for lunch … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged growing-up, humor, kids, life, parenting, Young American Wisdom
28 Comments
It’s Brain Surgery, Not Rocket Science
“Mom, when I grow up I might wanna be a brain surgeon. I hear that’s a pretty good job. But here’s the thing, I’ll have to find some other guy to do the surgery because that would just be gross.” Jay-9 … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged brain surgery, humor, kids, life, parenting, Young American Wisdom
28 Comments