Monthly Archives: January 2013

The Boxhead Scallywags

Posted on January 28, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

I will most likely regret this, but in a moment of weakness, I promised that I’d give them a plug. Plus, they promised to clean their rooms. So, here they are making their debut on YouTube… The Box Head Scallywags. Keep your … Continue reading →

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Happily Ever After

Posted on January 25, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, when I grow up, I’m gonna marry a girl that likes to drink a lot of beer.” At least he has goals.                                          Happy Friday, everyone. Cheers!

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Let’s Make A Deal

Posted on January 23, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, I don’t get why you’re so mad. It’s only considered bribery when you do it to the government. Then it’s illegal and you can get thrown in jail, I get that part. But, there’s nothing wrong with offering your … Continue reading →

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Is That A Booger?

Posted on January 18, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

Jay:  Mom, you know how Katy Perry wrote that Firework song to inspirate people? Me:  You mean to ‘inspire’ people? A booger-free Katy Perry is an inpiration. Jay:  Yeah. That’s what I just said. Me:  Oh, ok. Yes. I know the … Continue reading →

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Cheesy Art Show

Posted on January 14, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

Art shows are the new rage in my home. The artist shows up to his event wearing his finest. He’s dressed to impress in a wrinkled dress shirt, basketball shorts, mismatched socks and loafers. Stray cookie crumbs decorate the corners … Continue reading →

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It Smells Like A Bad Bear

Posted on January 10, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, I need to warn you. When you come to my school, DO NOT snuggle up to the giant teddy bear in Mrs. B’s class. I don’t care how cute you think he is, whatever you do, don’t go near him…he’s filled … Continue reading →

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The Birds, The Bees And A Couple Of Milkshakes

Posted on January 8, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

Will:  Can someone pass the ketchup, please? Me:  You know what, Will? I think you have that Sex-Ed talk coming up in school soon. Dad and I want to have a little chat with you before it starts, just in case … Continue reading →

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