Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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Tag Archives: school
Slightly Clueless
“Mom, I think it would be really hard to start-up a new country. I mean, think of how stressful it would be to come up with a national anthem. And, what about all the pressure involved in designing a new flag? I … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting, Plight
Tagged Clueless, humor, kids, kids quotes, life, parenting, school, Young American Wisdom
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I Dare You To Jump
“Mom, you wanna hear something pretty stupid? Kids can’t jump off the swings at recess or they’ll get in big trouble. I mean, what if there’s an emergency like a fire or something? I think the school should think about stuff like … Continue reading
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Tagged humor, kids, parenting, Satire, school, swings, Young American Wisdom
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The Dreaded School Project
Other than a letter from the school nurse notifying you of a lice infestation in your child’s classroom, nothing rattles parents quite like the dreaded school project assignment. “Guess what, Mom? We’re doing a super fun project in school. It’s gonna be great! … Continue reading
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Tagged humor, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, Satire, school, school projects
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I Want A Comfy Chair, damn it!
“Mom, here’s the thing I don’t understand about school…how come only the teachers get the comfy chairs? I think I would learn a lot better if I had a comfy chair, too.” Jay-8 I think the kid’s got a point. … Continue reading
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Tagged comfortable seating, humor, kids, kids quotes, parenting, school, Young American Wisdom
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I Heard It On The Bus: Part III
“Mom, did you know that if you don’t know the answers on a multiple-choice test, people say you should always guess ‘C?’ But, that’s a total lie…you should always guess ‘B.’ It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 I bet many of … Continue reading
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Tagged boogers, comedy, Entertainment, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, school, school bus, urban legend
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I Heard It On The Bus: Part II
“Mom, just wait till you hear what I learned on the bus today. You are gonna LOVE it! Ready? Ok. Now, watch and listen… ‘Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.’ Isn’t that totally hilarious? I can’t wait … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, funny, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, school, school bus, urban legend
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A Comfy Chair
“Mom, this is the part I don’t understand about school…how come only the teachers get the comfy chairs? I think I would learn a lot better if I had a comfy chair too.” Jay-8 I think the kid’s got a … Continue reading
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Tagged chairs, comfort, Daily Life, education, funny, humor, kids quotes, nonsense, parenting, Sarcasm, school, seating, teachers
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