Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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Monthly Archives: September 2011
Indoor Plumbing Is Overrated
“Mom, I need you! Jay just ripped open the bathroom door and chucked a teddy bear at my head. He screwed up my aim and now there’s a huge mess in there…it’s not my fault.” Will-10 It’s all fun and … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged brothers, comedy, humor, kids, outhouse, parenting, rabid squirrel, Sarcasm, shenanigans
40 Comments
Mmmm…You Smell Just Like Aisle 5
“Mom, did you know that the best smell in the whole world is the smell of Toys “R” Us? I love it! If I ever grow-up and get a wife, I want her to smell just like Toys “R” Us. I … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, humor, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, Toys "R" Us, wedding, Young American Wisdom
43 Comments
This American’s Got Talent
“Mom, you’ve gotta see this. Jay is drinking chocolate milk out of his belly button…with a straw!” Will-10 about Jay-8 I’m so proud. I think this is worthy of mention in this year’s Christmas card. Dear Friends and Family, Season’s … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged America's Got Talent, belly button, chocolate milk, comedy, Entertainment, humor, kids, parenting, party tricks, Sarcasm, Sharon Osbourne
44 Comments
I Heard It On The Bus: Part III
“Mom, did you know that if you don’t know the answers on a multiple-choice test, people say you should always guess ‘C?’ But, that’s a total lie…you should always guess ‘B.’ It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 I bet many of … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged boogers, comedy, Entertainment, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, school, school bus, urban legend
44 Comments
Captain Underpants Wears Dirty Underwear…and likes it!
“Mom, seriously, it’s not a big deal. They’re not that dirty. If they look clean, I always put the same underwear back on after I shower. It saves time.” Jay-8 I thought it was a given…take a shower, put on clean … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged Captain Underpants, comedy, dirty underwear, humor, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, underwear
40 Comments
Superman Was A Slacker
“Mom, if you were a superhero, would you rather read minds or see into the future? I’d definitely pick reading minds because that way I’d never have to study for a test again. I could just read my teacher’s mind … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, humor, kids, parenting, reading minds, Sarcasm, superheroes, Superman, superpowers
30 Comments
I Suggest You Braid It…maybe start a new trend
“Hey, Jay! What do you think you’re gonna do if you end up with a lot of chest hair when you grow up? I think I’ll probably just shave mine off.” Will-10 “Nah, I’m not gonna shave mine cause I … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged brothers, chest hair, comedy, growing-up, humor, kids, parenting, Planet of the Apes, Sarcasm, shaving
34 Comments
I Heard It On The Bus: Part II
“Mom, just wait till you hear what I learned on the bus today. You are gonna LOVE it! Ready? Ok. Now, watch and listen… ‘Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.’ Isn’t that totally hilarious? I can’t wait … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, funny, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, school, school bus, urban legend
53 Comments
Would You Do It For 5 Bucks?
“Will, going forward, you are absolutely NOT allowed to do your brother’s homework…even if he begs you and promises to give you all of his money. Do you understand me?” Me to Will-10 The handwriting was my first tip-off, the guilty … Continue reading
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall…who really cares at all?
“But Mom, I don’t care about looking good. I’m gonna save that for when I grow-up and don’t have any fun stuff left to do.” Jay-8 Hmmm…an interesting perspective.
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged growing-up, humor, kids, life, parenting, perspective, Sarcasm, vanity
18 Comments
So, You’d Like To See Me Naked?
Have you noticed that WordPress has decided to post your Subscriber Stats on your Home page? You haven’t? Well, go take a look. There they are, right above your cute little Subscription button…your subsciber count. See it? Great. Now tell me…what do … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Humor
Tagged Blogging, funny, humor, measurements, naked, privacy, Sarcasm, Stats, Subscriptions, WordPress
58 Comments
Smell Me Like A Pumpkin Pie On Thanksgiving Morning
“Mom, come here and smell me. I took a 15 second shower and I swear I got everything…even the stinkiest parts. It might just be a world record. C’mon, come closer and take a real good smell. Smell me like you’ve never smelled me … Continue reading
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Tagged funny, humor, kids, life, parenting, Sarcasm, smell me, stinky kids
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