Monthly Archives: October 2012

Another Embarrassing Lunch

Posted on October 24, 2012 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Oh, man, Mom! You’re not making me bring that thermos to school, are you?” “Of course I am? What’s wrong with it?” “Look at it! It’s a crayon. You might as well send me to school in a diaper. I … Continue reading →

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Mr. McFarty Pants

Posted on October 19, 2012 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, when I grow-up, I’m gonna invent a Fart Detector to bust all the people who lie about farting. Then, I’m gonna write a book called The Fart Finder. It’s about this guy named Mr. McFarty Pants who travels the world … Continue reading →

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Totally Craptastic!

Posted on October 12, 2012 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, just so you know…the toilet paper in this house isn’t working. Oh, and by the way, I decided that on Crazy Mismatch Day, I’m gonna wear my underwear on the outside of my clothes.” Jay-10 Happy Friday, everyone!

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A Writing Hangover

Posted on October 4, 2012 by youngamericanwisdom.com

I find writing to be a lot like drinking. After a cocktail or two, I feel like the most fascinating person in the world. Sorta like the Dos Equis guy, only less mannish and minus the accent. It’s not until the next morning, when I’m left with a … Continue reading →

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