Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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Tag Archives: motherhood
Ain’t It The Truth?
“Mom, life was easier when I believed the Disney Princesses were real and babies came out of belly buttons.” Anna-12
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Tagged belly buttons, Disney Princesses, growing-up, humor, kids, motherhood, parenting, Young American Wisdom
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Kid, You’re Killing Me!
“Mom, no offense or anything, but I can’t hold your hand anymore. I mean, I still sorta wanna and I still really like you a whole bunch, but if anyone saw me holding your hand it would ruin my life. … Continue reading
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Tagged funny, growing-up, holding hands, humor, kids, life, motherhood, parenting, Sarcasm
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It’s Not My Fault…I swear
“Mom, just so you know…I didn’t do it. There was a cup of juice, that wasn’t mine, that accidentally spilled on the coffee table, but it wasn’t my fault. I just found it there, all by itself with spillage everywhere. … Continue reading
Posted in comedy, funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged childhood shenanigans, comedy, Entertainment, Excuses, funny, Holy Shit!, humor, kids, life, motherhood, Ouija Board, parenting, Sarcasm
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Puppy Love
“Mom, there’s a boy at school that I think might like me. When he’s not trying to trip me, he talks to me about sports I know nothing about and tells me jokes that aren’t really funny. I just laugh … Continue reading
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Tagged family, funny, humor, kids, life, motherhood, parenting, puppy love
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Another Day. Another Bad Idea.
Another day. Another bad idea. Here it is… Thinking it’s a good idea to indulge in the forgotten packs of Fun Dip at the bottom of the snack drawer while your parents peacefully sleep in on Mother’s Day morning. Then force … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting, sarcasm
Tagged comedy, family, Fun Dip, humor, kids, Mother's Day, motherhood, parenting, Real Life, Siblings
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My Mother’s Twin
“Mom, did you know that you have the exact same hair as Steven Tyler? You could almost be twins.” Anna-11 …except for the fact that I’m not a 63-year-old, uber-famous, male, recovered drug-addict, rocker. Putting all that aside, there is … Continue reading
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Tagged Celebrities, Daily Life, Entertainment, funny, humor, kids quotes, motherhood, parenting, Sarcasm, Steven Tyler
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Ah, Insecurity!
“Mom, I totally get that I don’t have to be like everyone else…but what if I feel like I should be?” Anna-11 Now this, my dear daughter, your mother totally gets. I hate insecurity. I especially hate how it sneaks … Continue reading
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Tagged Daughter, family, humor, Insecurity, kids, motherhood, parenting
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My Plight To Find The Funny In The Frustrating And Save My Sanity
It all started as a joke on facebook. Quite honestly, as a way to poke fun at my friends who were “psyched to have the laundry folded” or “feeling fab after running 25 miles without breaking a sweat”. I couldn’t … Continue reading
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