Monthly Archives: February 2012

What Does Your Conscience Look Like?

Posted on February 24, 2012 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Wow, Will! This is an interesting drawing. I’m just a little curious why your guardian angel is wearing a sombrero and smoking a cigarette?” “Oh, that guy? He’s not my guardian angel, Mom. Senor Snagle is supposed to be my … Continue reading →

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Will A Frozen Mouse Eat Cheese?

Posted on February 22, 2012 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, did you hear the Disney guy froze himself in ice when he died? They say that costs a ton of money…probably why Disney World’s so expensive. But here’s the thing I just don’t get…when they bring him back to life, … Continue reading →

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You Should Agree With My Opinion

Posted on February 17, 2012 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, I’m totally coming shopping with you! I’ll help you find something perfect. Trust me, I know what looks good. We’re going to have so much fun!” Anna-12 *** “Ok, Anna. Let’s hear it. What do you think about this one?” “Nah. … Continue reading →

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Fart on That!

Posted on February 9, 2012 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, not that it matters, but I sorta told you Will would never read that book. I mean, c’mon, it has pictures of worms on the cover. The kid’s almost 11. The book’s completely unsophisticated.” “She’s right, Mom. No offense … Continue reading →

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The Sweet Smell of Eau de Mint

Posted on February 7, 2012 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Jay, you have food all over your shirt. Run upstairs and change before the bus comes.” “Oh, that? That’s not food, Mom. It’s toothpaste and I wanna leave it there because it makes me smell good.”  Toothpaste…even cheaper than Old … Continue reading →

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