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Tag Archives: Entertainment
Young American Wisdom Does The Harlem Shake
We couldn’t miss out on an opportunity to act completely ridiculous…grandparents included.
Posted in Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged Baauer, comedy, Entertainment, Harlem Shake, humor, kids, parenting, SpongeBob Harlem Shake, The Boxhead Scallywags, Young American Wisdom
24 Comments
This American’s Got Talent
“Mom, you’ve gotta see this. Jay is drinking chocolate milk out of his belly button…with a straw!” Will-10 about Jay-8 I’m so proud. I think this is worthy of mention in this year’s Christmas card. Dear Friends and Family, Season’s … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged America's Got Talent, belly button, chocolate milk, comedy, Entertainment, humor, kids, parenting, party tricks, Sarcasm, Sharon Osbourne
44 Comments
I Heard It On The Bus: Part III
“Mom, did you know that if you don’t know the answers on a multiple-choice test, people say you should always guess ‘C?’ But, that’s a total lie…you should always guess ‘B.’ It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 I bet many of … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged boogers, comedy, Entertainment, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, school, school bus, urban legend
44 Comments
My Life As SpongeBob
“Mom, if you had to live your life as a SpongeBob character, who would you pick?” Jay-8 I would definitely pick Sandy Cheeks even though I sometimes feel like Squidward, especially on Monday mornings. Who would you pick?
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged Entertainment, funny, humor, kids, life, parenting, SpongeBob
23 Comments
It’s Not My Fault…I swear
“Mom, just so you know…I didn’t do it. There was a cup of juice, that wasn’t mine, that accidentally spilled on the coffee table, but it wasn’t my fault. I just found it there, all by itself with spillage everywhere. … Continue reading
Posted in comedy, funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged childhood shenanigans, comedy, Entertainment, Excuses, funny, Holy Shit!, humor, kids, life, motherhood, Ouija Board, parenting, Sarcasm
24 Comments
Feed Me Lobster
“Mom, why the heck is lobster so expensive? Do you think those lobster guys get a lot of money fishing for lobsters? Cause if they do, I might wanna be a lobster guy. I bet they make like a million … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, Deadliest Catch, Entertainment, funny, humor, Ice Road Truckers, kids, life, Lobster, parenting
28 Comments
Dummies of the Year!
I feel like I’ve won the lottery! Mel over at Dummies of the Year has honored me with his Top Commenter of the week award. Please head over to dummiesoftheyear.com to check him out. You’ll be glad you did!
Don’t Hate Me Because I Drive A Lamborghini, Hate Me Because You Still Drive A Minivan
“Mom, when I become a professional baseball player like Ryan Howard, I’m going to buy everyone in our family a Lamborghini. Won’t that be great?” Jay -8 It looks like I’m going to have a baseball playing, Lamborghini driving, ninja … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, kids, Lamborghini, parenting, Ryan Howard, Sarcasm
21 Comments
There’s A Rapper In My House
“Mom, do rappers get paid because I’ve been working on a rap song. Check this out… Boom chicka bam bam, looking through a rubber band. Boom chicka bam bam, looking through underwear. Boom chicka bam bam, I think it’s time to eat a … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged Biggie Smalls, comedy, Eminem, Entertainment, funny, humor, Kanye West, kids, P. Diddy, parenting, Rap, Sarcasm, Satire
43 Comments
You Gerk!
“Mom, you need to yell at Will. He’s acting like a total jerk…a jerk with a capital “G”! Jay-8 He said it with such conviction that I didn’t have the heart to correct him. In fact, it’s certainly possible that he might … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, Daily Life, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, Siblings, urban slang
15 Comments
My Mother’s Twin
“Mom, did you know that you have the exact same hair as Steven Tyler? You could almost be twins.” Anna-11 …except for the fact that I’m not a 63-year-old, uber-famous, male, recovered drug-addict, rocker. Putting all that aside, there is … Continue reading
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Tagged Celebrities, Daily Life, Entertainment, funny, humor, kids quotes, motherhood, parenting, Sarcasm, Steven Tyler
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