Tag Archives: Celebrities

No Paparazzi Please!

“Mom, if I were rich and famous, I would always wear a wet suit in the shower. I think it would be way too risky without one.”  Will-10 There seems to be rampant paranoia in this house. I bet they’ve been reading … Continue reading

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Simon Cowell

“Mom, if Simon Cowell is so rich then why does he always wear the same shirt?” Anna-11

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My Mother’s Twin

“Mom, did you know that you have the exact same hair as Steven Tyler? You could almost be twins.” Anna-11 …except for the fact that I’m not a 63-year-old, uber-famous, male, recovered drug-addict, rocker. Putting all that aside, there is … Continue reading

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