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Tag Archives: school bus
I Heard It On The Bus: Part IX
“Mom, did you know that it’s a well-known fact that most presidential candidates are addicted to eating their own boogers? They keep a secret stash behind their ears. It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” It’s never a good sign when school … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Life, Parenting
Tagged humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, parenting, politics, rumors, Satire, school bus, urban legend, Young American Wisdom
50 Comments
I Heard It On The Bus: Part VII
“Mom, did you know that on every bus there’s a book hidden beneath the seat in the 10th row, on the left-hand side? It’s a secret book filled with all the world’s bad words. It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 I knew … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, school bus, urban legend, Young American Wisdom
43 Comments
They Heard About It On The Bus
Today, I’d like to give a special shout-out to all the fab middle schoolers who are rumored to be reading this blog…You Guys Rock! Thanks for reading and laughing along with the rest of us. Please keep telling your outrageous … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, middle school, Nicki Minaj, Sarcasm, school bus
14 Comments
I Heard It On The Bus: Part IV
“Mom, did you know that the best way to get an A on a math test is to sleep with the book under your pillow? The information seeps into your brain overnight. It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged bully, farts, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, Modern Family, Mountain Dew, parenting, Piranha, Sarcasm, school bus, urban legend
47 Comments
I Heard It On The Bus: Part III
“Mom, did you know that if you don’t know the answers on a multiple-choice test, people say you should always guess ‘C?’ But, that’s a total lie…you should always guess ‘B.’ It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 I bet many of … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged boogers, comedy, Entertainment, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, school, school bus, urban legend
44 Comments
I Heard It On The Bus: Part II
“Mom, just wait till you hear what I learned on the bus today. You are gonna LOVE it! Ready? Ok. Now, watch and listen… ‘Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.’ Isn’t that totally hilarious? I can’t wait … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, funny, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, school, school bus, urban legend
53 Comments
VIP Seating Only…giddy up, shorty!
“Will, you and your friends CAN NOT sit in the back of the bus. The 6th graders ALWAYS sit in the back and the 5th graders ALWAYS sit up front. It’s kinda-sorta a rule. You guys are ruining it for the 6th … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged funny, humor, kids, middle school, parenting, Sarcasm, school bus, social hierachy
10 Comments
Lady, Don’t Even Think About It!
“Mom, I want you to stand on the front porch when my bus passes, but please don’t look at the bus and definitely don’t wave or shout out.” Anna-11 I guess cartwheels down the sidewalk would be out of the question.
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged back to school, funny, growing-up, humor, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, school bus
23 Comments
I Heard It On The Bus
“Mom, did you know that the human body is capable of living 225 years? It’s true…I heard it on the bus.” Will-10 Now, before you get too excited about this new revelation, let me tell you that information learned on a … Continue reading
Posted in funny kid quotes, Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged comedy, funny, humor, i heard it on the bus, kids, Lady Gaga, parenting, raising children, Sarcasm, school bus, urban legend
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