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I Dream Of Shaq

Posted on June 16, 2011 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, my new goal is to play in the NBA with Shaq.  I’ve been practicing.  I think they’ll take me.”  Jay-8 “Jay, you can’t play against Shaq.  He’s retired.”  Will-10 “What!?!  He’s retired!?!  Why!?!”  Jay-8    “Jay, Shaq’s old.  He’s turning … Continue reading →

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The Samsung Lame

Posted on June 13, 2011 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, do you have any idea how embarrassing my life is? Don’t you know that in 5th & 6th grade kids are identified by their cell phones? And I’m stuck with Daddy’s stupid old flip phone. I’ve got a Samsung Lame…that means I’m … Continue reading →

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Mother’s Day Bliss

Posted on May 8, 2011 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, Mom, Mom…I need help! Jay just clocked me and my mouth is gushing blood.” Will-10 “But Mom, it was an accident.” Jay-8 “Don’t believe him Mom…he did it on purpose.” Will-10 “Well, I tackled him on purpose but I clocked … Continue reading →

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The Self-Portrait…with some random dead guy

Posted on May 6, 2011 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Hey Will, come check out my self-portrait. I’m hoping it makes history. What do you think?” Jay-8           “Well Jay, it’s pretty good for a kid your age. But what’s up with the dead guy on the windowsill?” Will-10 It is a … Continue reading →

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The Wise Sister

Posted on April 26, 2011 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Jay, the fact that you feel the need to constantly draw on yourself with magic marker indicates to me that it’s likely you’ll be covered in tattoos and piercings by the time your 21.” Anna-11 to Jay-8 Maybe she has … Continue reading →

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Armpit Etiquette

Posted on April 20, 2011 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Will, you should never ask someone to see their armpit hair…it’s impolite.”  Jay-8 “I know that Jay, but some people should think about cutting their armpit hair. That’s what I’m gonna do if mine ever gets too long.”   Will-10  I think Emily … Continue reading →

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The Instigator

Posted on April 19, 2011 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“But Mom, I promised I wouldn’t start trouble. I never said anything about listening.” Jay-8

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