Follow a mother's plight to find the funny in the frustrating and save her sanity. She will use this as blackmail, you can use it for birth control.Don’t Steal My Stuff…my kids will cry!
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You Stuck What Where?
Will: It hurts! Me: Well, of course it does. Why would you do something so stupid? Will: Jay told me to. Am I going to be ok? Me: I’m not sure at what point taking medical advice from your 10-year-old brother … Continue reading
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Tagged brothers, comedy, family, funny kid quotes, humor, kids, parenting, Young American Wisdom
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Does Medicare Pay For Playboy?
RING, RING… “Hello?” “Nancy, it’s your 78-year-old mother-in-law. Listen, I need you to tell me where I can buy a Playboy magazine.” “Excuse me? Did you just ask me where to buy pornography?” “Yes, dear. I haven’t a clue where … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Life, Parenting
Tagged comedy, family, Fifty Shades of Grey, Hugh Hefner, humor, life, mother-in-law, parenting, Playboy, Young American Wisdom
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I’m Seriously Serious
“Mom, I always put an exclamation point after my name so that people will know to take me seriously.” I think there are more than a few politicians out there that should consider this same approach.
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Tagged family, humor, kids, kids quotes, life, parenting, politics, Young American Wisdom
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The Mad Cow Dines With The Devil
“Will, you are so freakishly disgusting. You chew like a sick cow.” “What the heck, Anna! I can’t help it. It’s just the way I chew.” “No, it’s not. I know you’re doing it on purpose just to make me … Continue reading
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Tagged family, humor, kids, life, parenting, Sarcasm, Sibling Rivalry, Siblings
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Family Game Night
Ok, so it’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it’s my interpretation of family game night. It starts out innocently enough. Everyone is gathered around the coffee table, happily chatting about the expected fun. We review the rules of the game. … Continue reading
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Tagged Comic, family, Family Game Night, humor, kids, Kumbaya My Lord, Monopoly, parenting, Real Life, Sarcasm, Siblings
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Boy, You’ve Got No Heart!
“Mom, I think I’ve got a problem…What does it mean when you check for your pulse and it’s not there? Mine’s been gone for a few days. Is that bad? Jay-8
Your Favorite Song Is Stupid!
“Anna, this is your favorite song.” Jay-8 “No, it’s not.” Anna-11 “Yes, it is. It’s totally your favorite song.” Jay-8 “Jay! This is NOT my favorite song. I don’t even like this song.” Anna-11 “Yes, it is. Will, isn’t this … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, family, favorite song, humor, John Denver, kids, life, parenting, Sarcasm, Siblings
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Mom, What Do You Think Would Happen If I Accidentally On Purpose Did Something Completely Stupid? And now I’m afraid I might die!
“Mom, I’m just wondering about something. What do you think would happen if I accidentally ate an entire bag of Skittles before breakfast? Do you think it would help me on my math test today?” Will-10 There have been an … Continue reading
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Tagged bad ideas, comedy, Daily Life, family, funny, humor, kids, kids quotes, parenting, Sarcasm, Stupid Ideas
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You Gerk!
“Mom, you need to yell at Will. He’s acting like a total jerk…a jerk with a capital “G”! Jay-8 He said it with such conviction that I didn’t have the heart to correct him. In fact, it’s certainly possible that he might … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, Daily Life, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, kids, parenting, Sarcasm, Siblings, urban slang
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H-E-Double Hockey Sticks
“Jay, you should never say the ‘H-Word’ unless you use it to talk about that bad place down there. It’s ok to say, ‘I hope I never go to Hell.’ That would be fine. But, you should never say to someone, … Continue reading
Dumb and Dumber
“Hey Jay, do you think it would hurt if I pegged you in the eye with this tennis ball going 67 mph?” Will-10 “Well Will, it might hurt a little, but I’ll let you try it if I can wear some … Continue reading
The Hot Dog
“Mom, is this hot dog made out of dead dogs?” Jay-8 This is what I said… “Of course not sweetie. Now eat-up.” But this is what I thought… “Of course not sweetie. They’re made out of pig snouts and entrails that … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, Daily Life, family, funny, hot dogs, humor, just write, kids, parenting, Sarcasm
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The Facts of Life
“Jay, here’s the thing about penises…sometimes they just do stuff you can’t control. Nobody knows why. It’s just the way it is.” Will-10 to Jay-8 There’s not a whole lot I can contribute to that…I think that about sums it … Continue reading
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Tagged brothers, comedy, facts of life, family, funny, humor, kids quotes, parenting, penis, Real Life
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College Life
“Mom, you know how when you go to college you usually live there? Well, do you have to keep your shoes on the whole time?” Jay-8 I love these off-the-wall questions. I can only begin to imagine the scenario he has … Continue reading
Puppy Love
“Mom, there’s a boy at school that I think might like me. When he’s not trying to trip me, he talks to me about sports I know nothing about and tells me jokes that aren’t really funny. I just laugh … Continue reading
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Tagged family, funny, humor, kids, life, motherhood, parenting, puppy love
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He Doesn’t Bite…all the time
“Mom, Jay just bit me!” Will-10 “Seriously Mom, it was an accident…I swear! I tripped and my tooth accidentally fell into him.” Jay-8 I’m considering installing a Nanny Cam. There are way too many “accidents” going on in this house. … Continue reading
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Tagged biting, brothers, comedy, family, funny, humor, kids, nonsense, parenting, raising children
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The Trash Can
This is an old quote. It took place about a year ago. It’s the quote that made me realize I had become a grumpy mother who spent too much time being frustrated by childhood shenanigans and not enough time laughing … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, facebook, family, funny, humor, kids, parenting, raising children
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Another Day. Another Bad Idea.
Another day. Another bad idea. Here it is… Thinking it’s a good idea to indulge in the forgotten packs of Fun Dip at the bottom of the snack drawer while your parents peacefully sleep in on Mother’s Day morning. Then force … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, family, Fun Dip, humor, kids, Mother's Day, motherhood, parenting, Real Life, Siblings
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Bunny Tales
“Seriously Mom, a bunny? You expect me to believe a cute, fuzzy, little bunny is going to hop all around the world dragging along baskets filled with candy and trinkets to millions of kids? I mean, c’mon Mom…it’s physically impossible! … Continue reading
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Tagged childhood, Daily Life, Easter Bunny, family, growing-up, humor, kids, kids quotes, Mothering, parenting
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Armpit Etiquette
“Will, you should never ask someone to see their armpit hair…it’s impolite.” Jay-8 “I know that Jay, but some people should think about cutting their armpit hair. That’s what I’m gonna do if mine ever gets too long.” Will-10 I think Emily … Continue reading
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Tagged armpit, etiquette, family, family life, funny, humor, kids quotes
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Ah, Insecurity!
“Mom, I totally get that I don’t have to be like everyone else…but what if I feel like I should be?” Anna-11 Now this, my dear daughter, your mother totally gets. I hate insecurity. I especially hate how it sneaks … Continue reading
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Tagged Daughter, family, humor, Insecurity, kids, motherhood, parenting
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Family Game Night
Ok, so it’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it’s my interpretation of family game night. It starts out innocently enough. Everyone is gathered around the coffee table, happily chatting about the expected fun. We review the rules of the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, kids, Parenting
Tagged Comic, family, Family Game Night, funny, humor, kids, Kumbaya My Lord, Monopoly, parenting, Real Life, Siblings
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My Plight To Find The Funny In The Frustrating And Save My Sanity
It all started as a joke on facebook. Quite honestly, as a way to poke fun at my friends who were “psyched to have the laundry folded” or “feeling fab after running 25 miles without breaking a sweat”. I couldn’t … Continue reading
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