Monthly Archives: May 2013

The Bad Babysitter

Posted on May 28, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

(ring, ring) Me:  Hello? Anna:  Mom, when do you think you guys will be home? Me:  We’re having dessert now. Why? What’s wrong? Anna:  Well, nothing serious, it’s just that Jay thinks he might be having a heart attack. Me:  WHAT? Anna:  Yup, he says … Continue reading →

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Jay X

Posted on May 13, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

I agreed to help out Will & Jay by giving them another plug for their latest YouTube creation. They debuted this little treasure of nonsense for the family after Mother’s Day dinner. So, once again, I present The Boxhead Scallywags…

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Say What?

Posted on May 10, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, you look like some sort of strange spider monkey in oversized sunglasses and your armpits smell like the airport bar in the Philadelphia Airport, you know the one with the really good cheese fries? But you know what? I … Continue reading →

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Cat Fight

Posted on May 8, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

Anna:  God, Mom! I’m so irritated today. Ugh! Me:  Me, too. Must be the rain. Wanna fight? Anna:  Ok. What should we fight about? Me:  I don’t care. Go ahead, I’ll let you pick. Anna:  Umm…how about how annoying it is … Continue reading →

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Underwear Worms

Posted on May 6, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

Me:  Jay, did you shower? Jay:  Yup. Me:  Then how come only the back of your head is wet? Jay:  I guess the front of my head dries fast. Me:  Did you at least use soap? Jay:  Yup. Me:  Is … Continue reading →

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For the Love of Oscar Mayer

Posted on May 3, 2013 by youngamericanwisdom.com

“Mom, you know how Dad is really good at cooking hot dogs?                         Well, I think he should open a restaurant and call it Dad’s House of Wieners.” I think there’s some truth to that old saying, “You are what you eat.”  Happy Friday, … Continue reading →

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