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Ah, the innocence of childhood. Growing up sucks.
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You got that right!
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They don’t come from Belly buttons????
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Of course not!
Storks!
🙂
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Maybe magic eggs delivered by the Easter Bunny?
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I’m not sure where mine came from and sometimes I wonder how long they plan on staying.
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Call the Bunny back 🙂
Androgoth XXx
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Ahhh Disney…what porn is for guys Disney is for girls…except girls get wiser a whole lot faster and most guys never stop looking or believing….
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Very wise words.
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True words were truly never spoken!
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I feel the same way, don’t you?
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What? The next thing you’re going to tell me is that there’s no such thing as Santa Claus.
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Actually, I won’t because I totally believe in Santa Claus. I’m just not sold on the Tooth Fairy.
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LOVE!
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Me, too! My favorite.
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This explains why my life has never been easy.
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Never a fan of the Princesses?
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No kidding! I’m with Irene … growing up sucks. 😉
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It’s definitely not for the faint of heart.
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Why were we in such a hurry to grow up?
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It seemed like a good idea at the time. Ah, youth is wasted on the young, right?
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Reality ain’t always so great
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You’re right about that.
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